disneyprincest: i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again
Reblog if convenient.
jmkitsune: allonsy221b: heresyourhost: If inconvenient, reblog anyway. Could be dangerous
timecannotberewritten: dovahqueene: iwishlilbwasmygrandpa: There are thousands of half-babies in my ballsack and that’s terrifying at least you don’t bleed them out every month you make a compelling argument
diverged: I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months
mom: wake up
me: *maybe if I pretend i'm dead she'll go away*
faeiouck: shady-bacon: faeiouck: “all slytherins are evil” “all gryffindors are good guys” “ravenclaws are nothing but nerds” “hufflepuffs don’t do anything” Name one evil Gryffindor. One. peTER PETTIGREW YOU LITTLE SHIT DO NOT QUESTION ME
I wish they had left Kirk dead, and the whole next...
trvllngjwllr: pandoricacenturion: There was not remotely enough Karl Urban in that movie. THIS.
hetakiosk: tawnyshine: cowboybeboop: viste: cowboybeboop: reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan YAHOOLIGAN don’t lie you know you were waiting for someone to do this
ronaldreagay: started from the bottom and i’ve managed to get worse
quazza: i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
tappingtomlinson: brittun: tappingtomlinson: THIS GUY IN MY CLASS NEXT TO ME WAS ON TUMBLR AND I LOOKED OVER AND ONE OF MY TEXT POSTS WAS ON HIS DASH AND I ALMOST CHOKED ON MY OWN SPIT DID HE REBLOG OR NOT THAT IS THE QUESTION HE DIDNT AND I FELT SLIGHTLY OFFENDED NGL
city-of-safe-harbors: my day has just got 100x better because I discovered I can do this with my shirt:
yerawizardbec: nillawiffle: lydiabutz: I just really want to start a gym for geeks where you’d have to like run away from Daleks or GET TO ENGINEERING through some ducts or like compete in a Tri-Wizard Tournament or train with lightsabers and it would just be hilarious nerdy wonderful fun. Do. It. Now.
friendlycloud: hitlervevo: why the fuck cant we text the police lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you Relevant
asssasssin: I just took a pregnancy test I’m not pregnant I’m just fat
meladoodle: juilan: My ears. They are ringing. are u gonna answer em
morristibbs: IF SOMEONE IS SCARED OF SPIDERS OR BUGS DONT FUCKING PICK ONE UP AND WALK TOWARDS THEM WITH IT YOU ARENT FUCKING FUNNY YOU’RE A GODDAMN ASSHOLE
frowl: i am three years behind in my math homework